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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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mistitled:

chicken pot pie 3 of my favourite things

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"   You fucked me
and now you have no
room for me.
So every time your face
pops up on my screen,
I want to impulsively purchase
a plane ticket,
knock on your bedroom door
and interrupt you
sitting in the shower,
trying to shove as many
orgasms as you can into an hour.
I want to show up
in the middle of it all
and tell you that
I deserve more than a red-hot
goodbye in a parking lot
outside a crummy motel.
I deserve more than
bad bad bad
falling asleep touch
and your sad family stories.
More than seeing you
pant and moan and grunt
from every single angle,
more than swallowing your
dad’s secrets,
more than, “You don’t want
something serious, do you?”
No,
no, I don’t,
but I want more
than being ignored.   "
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"   You know, ever since I first met him, I always thought, ‘Man, I hope I don’t mess this up.’ Because that’s what I do. I mess things up. But you know what I never thought? I never thought ‘I hope this doesn’t mess me up’   "
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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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